Thursday, October 12, 2006

10 Good Reasons to Use Panther City Express Courier Service



1. It’s Fast... Downtown in 30 minutes, crosstown in 40. Nobody does that (except us).

2. It relieves congestion... One less car, one more parking space, and no drowsy side effects!

3. It’s Cheap... Cheaper than [insert Texas-ism here]. And there are no fuel surcharges, ever.

4. It’s Green... Our delivery vehicles are powered by renewable energy sources like Ramen noodles and caffeine, with only occasional (and discreet) greenhouse gas emissions.

5. It’s Patriotic... Every call to us supports our troops, reduces our dependence on foreign oil, and helps prevent tooth decay; you don’t want the terrorists to win, do you?

6. It’s Safe... We’ve never hurt anyone (unless we count ourselves, which we don’t).

7. It’s Guaranteed... Our couriers are quality inspected and guaranteed not to peel, chip, crack, or fade - and they never need sharpening!

8. It’s Good for Business... Especially ours.

9. It Saves lives... Not only do we transport life-saving images for the medical community, but we also swerve to avoid striking wayward squirrels (as long as it’s not gonna make us late).

10. Best of all, It’s Easy... For you, anyway. We pedal our tails off;
All you have to do is pick up the phone and call 817-401-0146 today!

1 comment:

Tim Jackson said...

You are one funny and enterprising SOB! God bless you guys...